March 2012
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mom: you would love this boy that works with me he goes to pennstate and he's very cute and kind
me: i don't think so
mom: why not
me: he aint about that life
mom:
me:
mom: what does that mean
February 2012
1 tag
I was on the train and out of nowhere this dude decideds to start telling me how I’m too pretty for public transportation. He then proceeds to go into his pocket, pull out a notepad, write down his phone number and hand it to me while telling me that I should call him in 2 weeks because that is when he will have his insurance and can drive me around. ??????????
mishathemadhatter:
drake is the child you give the unplugged playstation controller when you playing the game.
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Watchkanyedaily:
Kanye’s music video for “Heard Em Say” (The Macy’s version). I figured I’d upload it because I can’t find it anywhere on Youtube. This is one of my favorite music videos of his.
fuck ur karmaloop contest
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